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Do you like hot temps and SAND in your cheeks? We do! We're big sand people. Sahara, Sedona, The Beach, The Strip, most of Australia, my neighbors sand box, - Just a few from the great places list!
Get in one of these puppies and call up Southwest customer service. Let them know what a great shirt you're wearing.
The only question is... Where will you fly for $69?
How to clean you ask? Please call 1 (800) 435-9792
Classico Blackout
Welcome to the noche. The night vision sister figure of the Double Classico.
This shirt will bring out the tiny satan worshipper inside of each and every one of you!
We thank you for your participation.
Want to clean this shirt?! Well, you're in luck! This shirt is washer and drier safe! Satan loves a good tumble dry.
Tequila Town
Picture this. You walk into a bar. It's near dawn. The sky blooms like a prickly pear. The sea is calm for once, no waves, no tide, no salt.
Your friend looks the bartender in the eye and says "we need two dozen tequila sodas."
He says "sir, do you mean two?"
Your friend responds: "Yes, plus twenty two more."
What happens next shocks the shirt world. The sodas are an offering. The old Gods begin to weave the great threads. Tequilas, limes, unnamed botanicals, a twist of sunrise.
The stirring and sewing begins.
From the bottom of the glass, we pull the shirt by the shoulders. It is time for the Tequila Town. This is only the beginning. And we love tequila.
Want to clean this shirt?! Just presoak it in silver and freeze. Put it on tomorrow and enjoy, all over again!
Pigeons Gone Wild
This shirt is the best of the wets. Ideal for all sorts of parties and all kinds of business. 100% trophies awarded. This thing really plays.
How to Wash you ask? You can wash this shirt if you want. Or just hop on your bike and cruise through the car wash. Clean.
